{"id":132,"date":"2007-03-07T21:32:08","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T20:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carnet.causeur.fr\/antidote\/?p=132"},"modified":"2021-04-26T16:12:30","modified_gmt":"2021-04-26T14:12:30","slug":"abecedaire-du-segolenisme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/abecedaire-du-segolenisme-132","title":{"rendered":"Ab\u00e9c\u00e9daire du S\u00e9gol\u00e8nisme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--[if gte mso 9]&amp;gt;  Normal 0 21       MicrosoftInternetExplorer4  &amp;lt;![endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">A<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">All\u00e8gre (Claude)<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> : Ministre lubrique qui m&rsquo;a emp\u00each\u00e9e d&rsquo;interdire les strings \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9cole.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">B\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Bikini\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Accessoire de campagne interne au Parti socialiste<strong>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Bourdieu (Pierre)\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Sociologue. H\u00e9raut intellectuel de la gauche radicale. A dit de moi que j&rsquo;\u00e9tais une femme de droite. Heureusement, il est mort.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Bravitude<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> : Fulgurance litt\u00e9raire. Destin\u00e9e \u00e0 rendre jaloux Jack Lang.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">C\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">C.S.A.\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Conseil sup\u00e9rieur de l&rsquo;audiovisuel. Organisme qu&rsquo;il faut alerter quand est diffus\u00e9 un programme donnant une image d\u00e9gradante de la Femme (voir France T\u00e9l\u00e9visions)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Citoyen-expert\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Personne qui se rend \u00e0 l&rsquo;une de mes r\u00e9unions publiques (voir d\u00e9mocratie participative). Lui parler avec des mots simples (voir \u00e0 M).<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Collaborateur\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Serpilli\u00e8re.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">D\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">D\u00e9faut\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Selon Arnaud, Fran\u00e7ois. Et lyc\u00e9e de Versailles.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">D\u00e9gradant\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Toutes les pratiques r\u00e9pondant \u00e0 cet adjectif seront interdites au cours de mon mandat<strong>. (<\/strong>Voir \u00e0 Fellation).<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">D\u00e9mocratie participative<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> : Animer une r\u00e9union de parents d&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e8ves. Les chaises doivent \u00eatre dispos\u00e9es en cercle.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">E\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">El\u00e9phants<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> : Animaux inoffensifs mais encombrants.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Etats-Unis\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Pays o\u00f9 est n\u00e9 le v\u00e9ritable f\u00e9minisme.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Expert-comptable\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Agent immobilier (voir \u00e0 I).<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">F\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Fellation\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Pratique sexuelle buccale. Mise en sc\u00e8ne dans \u00ab\u00a0un gars, une fille\u00a0\u00bb, sitcom pornographique de France T\u00e9l\u00e9visions.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Femme\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Genre humain.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">France<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> <strong>T\u00e9l\u00e9visions<\/strong>: Service public de t\u00e9l\u00e9vision fran\u00e7aise. Diffuse parfois des programmes donnant une image d\u00e9gradante (voir \u00e0 D) de la Femme.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">G\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Gens<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> <strong>(vrais)\u00a0:<\/strong> Votent pour moi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">H\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Hollande\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> R\u00e9gion la plus riche et la plus peupl\u00e9e des actuels Pays-Bas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Homme\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Loup pour la Femme. Violeur, assassin, p\u00e9dophile en puissance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">I\u00a0: <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Immobilier\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Son march\u00e9 court plus vite que ma situation fiscale<strong>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">J\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Jospin (Lionel)\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Serial looser qui me prend pour une conne.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Journalistes\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Grands enfants. Mais contrairement aux vrais gens, il faut leur parler s\u00e8chement. Un peu comme aux collaborateurs (Voir \u00e0 C).<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">K\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">K\u00e9pi<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> : Couvre-chef pour \u00e9ducateur.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">L\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Lamy (Alexandra)\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Actrice pornographique. Donne une image d\u00e9gradante de la Femme.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">M\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">M\u00e8re\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Peut tout comprendre.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Mots simples<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> : Lexique de campagne (Voir \u00e0 Quatre-cents)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">N\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Nucl\u00e9aire\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Energie trop propre. Doit diminuer progressivement.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">O\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Oratoire (art)\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Andr\u00e9 Lajoinie est mon mod\u00e8le.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">P\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Pacte pr\u00e9sidentiel\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Aboutissement de \u00a0digestion de la d\u00e9mocratie participative.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Professeur\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> animateur devant accompagner le d\u00e9veloppement du savoir inn\u00e9 des enfants<strong>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Pudeur\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Sentiment qui consiste \u00e0 exhiber un allaitement dans \u00a0Paris-Match mais \u00e0 \u00eatre choqu\u00e9e par la vue d&rsquo;un morceau de tissu d\u00e9passant d&rsquo;un jean taille basse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Q\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Quatre-cents\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Nombre de mots diff\u00e9rents utilis\u00e9s dans mes discours.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">R\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">R\u00e9citer\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Impression qu&rsquo;il faut donner en tribune pour \u00eatre comprise des vrais gens (voir Oratoire)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">S\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Socialiste\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> nom de mon parti.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">T\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Tailleur<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> : Veste blanche ou rouge accompagn\u00e9e d&rsquo;une jupe mais jamais d&rsquo;un pantalon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">TF1\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Cha\u00eene de t\u00e9l\u00e9vision soutenant mon adversaire principal mais qui concocte n\u00e9anmoins de tr\u00e8s bonnes \u00e9missions avec de vrais gens.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">U\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Utile (vote)\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Concept r\u00e9actualis\u00e9 par mes amis \u00e0 la sauce du 21 avril.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">V\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Vie ch\u00e8re\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Pouvoir d&rsquo;achat en langage pour les vrais gens (voir \u00e0 G)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Villepinte\u00a0:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> Tournant \u00e0 360 degr\u00e9s de ma campagne<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A All\u00e8gre (Claude) : Ministre lubrique qui m&rsquo;a emp\u00each\u00e9e d&rsquo;interdire les strings \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9cole. B\u00a0: Bikini\u00a0: Accessoire de campagne interne au Parti socialiste. Bourdieu (Pierre)\u00a0: Sociologue. H\u00e9raut intellectuel de la gauche radicale. A dit de moi que j&rsquo;\u00e9tais une femme de droite. Heureusement, il est mort. Bravitude : Fulgurance litt\u00e9raire. Destin\u00e9e \u00e0 rendre jaloux Jack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-132","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sulfate"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.causeur.fr\/antidote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}